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Geography of a Woman
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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN (forwarded email: author unknown)
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa .
Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe .
Well-developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain .
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece .
Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain .
With a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel .
Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada .
Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet .
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran .
Ruled by nuts.
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